I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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