you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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