Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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