you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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