C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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