'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
50% drunk capacity currently
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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