There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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