3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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