She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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