why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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