Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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