I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We had to coat check the pizza.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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