Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
