I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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