Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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