i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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