Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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