i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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