i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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