Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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