I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
this boner is exhausting
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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