Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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