Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize