You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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