Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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