Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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