I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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