Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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