what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just want nice things and good sex
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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