If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
vagina is talking i cant
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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