butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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