dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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