just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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