my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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