fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I want to be your penis for a week.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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