I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
