Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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