Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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