Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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