About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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