you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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