i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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