The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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