About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
