So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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