Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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