Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Life is so much better after having sex.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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