So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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