am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
