idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
She's the barista slut.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize