Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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