i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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