When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I think your dad took our porno
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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