Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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